Morning, Mom! Not sure if you'll see this (although if it's $60 for the whole three weeks, might be worth paying for the internet service), but if you do, wanted to wish you a lovely first day of journey!
I tried to find a "cruising" joke to send you, but only came up with this list of the top 10 dumb questions asked of the crews by passengers (so make sure not to ask these!!)
"Will this elevator take me to the front of the ship?"
"Do these stairs go up or down?"
"How far are we above sea level?"
"Does the crew sleep on board?" (No, we tow them in the life boats.) "
"Do the ship generate it's own electricity?" (No, we pull an extension cord from Miami.)
To photographers: "If the photos aren't marked, how do I know which ones are mine?"
"Is the water in the toilet fresh water or sea water?" (I don't know, I haven't tasted it.)
"What do you do with the ice carvings after they've melted?"
"Is there music in the Disco?"
"What time is the Midnight Buffet?"
And just for fun, here's a picture from the first time you ever took me on a cruise ship...not sure if that's a sunburn or just being so close to the cute cruise director that made me blush!! May all the staff on your ship be as easy on the eyes!
Love you & miss you!
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